mj-jay:

meulindaleijon:

mj-jay:

jane: “hey luke wanna have sex???”image

what the hell is this i’ve been seeing this for weeks now

who brought this back i will literally shit on all of u

''My wife’s here and even she’s getting a little concerned. We’ve both got the same shirt that we were going to wear and I said, ‘This is too much man, people are going to be talking,’ so I had to dress down.
We’re like Gilbert and George, some performance art project that’s going on off screen.''
Andrew Lincoln on being closer than ever to Norman Reedus (x)

We’re gonna get that show back on the air, buddy.

feelknower1993:

it’s so weird that learning about racism is totally a completely optional side quest for white people

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Uterus: oh you have a completely full day of activity??
Me: don't
Uterus: and a sleepover afterwards??
Me:
Uterus: hardly any breaks??
Me:
Uterus: wouldn't it be a shame
Uterus: if something were to
Me:
Uterus: happen
''I wouldn’t tell my nine-year-old self anything! I’ve seen Back to the Future enough to know that you don’t mess with time. Nice try, bro.''
—Chris Pratt, responding to “What if you could tell your nine-year-old self, “One day, you’ll be starring in a film based on these comics you love?” - Rolling Stone, Issue 1215. (via captainsassmerica)
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hipster-trichster:

sneakyfeets:

angry-shaman:

sneakyfeets:

ill-icarus:

sneakyfeets:

metztlixochitl:

Our little house in El Salvador has steps like this leading into the ocean :3 when the tide is low, you can step down onto the beach. When the tide is high, you can step right into the water.

that wood would rot and be hella unsafe I would not trust that shit

sneakyfeets ITS LIKE FOUR STEPS

FOUR STEPS OF DEATH BRO

YOU’RE WALKIN DOWN THAT SHIT, MAYBE YOU A LIL TIPSY, IT’S SUMMER, GOT YOUR COORS IN ONE HAND MAYBE SOME SHITTY IPOD KNOCKOFF BECAUSE NOBODY WHO’S ANYBODY FUCKING BUYS IPODS ANYMORE

YOU’RE DROWSY, YOU FEELIN GOOD THEN BAM! STEP NUMBER THREE SNAPS ON YOU! IT’S ROTTED, IT’S GROSS IT’S EMBEDDED 6 INCHES UP ALL INTO YOUR LEG MAN AND GUESS WHAT

THERE’S A PARASITE SWIMMIN UP IN THAT WATER HE SEE YOUR BLOOD HE FEELIN LIKE HOLLAH HOMBRE GONNA MAKE YOUR WOUND FEEL LIKE HOME BAM STAFF INFECTION YOUR LEG GOTTA COME OFF BRO OR YOU DIE YOU FUCKING DEAD

OF COURSE BEFORE YOU CAN EVEN GET TO THE DOCTOR SO HE CAN SIT YOU DOWN WITH ONE LEG ON YOUR KNEE IN A COMFORTING GESTURE AND THE OTHER HOLDING A TABLESAW BEHIND HIS BACK BAM SMELL OF BLOOD ATTRACTS A MASSIVE SHARK AND HE TAKES OFF YOUR OTHER LEG BECAUSE HE’S A DISCERNING MAN SHARK HE KNOWS YOUR LEG THAT’S SHANKED UP AND WOODEN GONNA GIVE HIM MOUTH SPLINTERS HE AINT NO FOOL

THAT’S TWO LEGS GONE BRO. DEUCE BITCHES

'FOUR STEPS' MY ASS NATURAL SELECTION IS COMING FOR YOU

Salt water doesn’t rot wood.

SHUT UP NERD

this post was wild

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"We have to respect each other enough to let each other want what we want." 

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seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

astudyinawesome:

"Do you think anyone will notice they’re just cardboard cutouts?"

"Look, we’ve already stretched the budget to £10.50, they’ll just have to deal with it."

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pocketpsychologist:

seaminglycomplex:

This is the best ASL Bucket Challenge I’ve seen so far.

what had me cracking up was the way the mask deflated at the end

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i-am-sher-221b-locked-in-berk:

bitterkidd:

beingruth:

potterheadfrom221bgotthetardis:

#periods

Periods.

periods. 

.

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