my mom bought this thing for my neck and it’s called “Happy Neck”
Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite.
Fuck this world.
If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism
whoever wrote this needs to be punched. a lot.
oh no 27. im 19 and have it, welcome to the non airbrushed real world
#that article is bullshit #i would pay anything to look as good as her #like goddamn
I’m 20 and I have stretch marks and cellulite.
Community 1.19 - Pierce in a nutshell
My favorite thing about this show is that they portray straight people as obnoxiously ignorant about sexuality as they actually are in real life.
Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to the Night’s Watch, for this night and all the nights to come.
Outside Bill’s office. (Requested by fifteenten.)
SUMMER KINDA STRESSES ME OUT BC I FEEL LIKE I HAVE TO BE DOING SOMETHING FUN AT ALL HOURS OR ELSE IM WASTING SUMMER IS THAT JUST ME OR
Masters of Sex 2.01: Parallax
"How can we possibly interpret what’s happened here?"
Michael Sheen and Lizzy Caplan on the set of Masters of Sex